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Post by DTLA Assassin on Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:35 am

Ok, so here's the scenario.... I'm on vacation on Galveston Island....I meet this hot waitress at a restaurant a few days ago....we kinda hit it off so i left my number on the table... so she texts me and asks me "is this bryan" (which ya i'm pretty sure thats me) so i say "ya this is bryan", she says "this is lynn from the restaurant, I was wondering what day u were going to go back home" so i say "i'm leaving here wednesday" so she writes "i have tuesday off i was wondering if i could show you galveston" so inside and maybe a little outside i say "FUCK YEA"...lol but i write her "ya that sounds fun"...so fast forward to tuesday night... she texts me "so what do you wanna do tonight".. so i say "umm go back to your house and fuck you till my dicks raw"..lol ok so maybe i exagerated a little bit.. i actually said..."we can go out to eat, or whatever you feel like doin".. so she says "well i already ate, and its to cold for me to be outside, so maybe we can go to the movies"..so i say "we could just go back to your"...ok exagerating again.. i actually say "ok that sounds fun"..so i pick her up at her friends house and her friend is watching her 8 month old for her.... so fast forward to the movie...its like something about the morgans or some shit...so i'm a gentleman and i buy everything, open doors, all that good shit... We watch the movie.. and about halfway through i put my hand on her leg and everythings cool....so the movie gets done and her friend texts her wondering were she is blah blah blah...so its the first time she has left her daughter alone so shes kinda worried, and kinda anxious to get back to her...so i drive her back to her friends house...were still hittin it off having a good time.. and she goes to say bye or whatever, and i tell her no i'll walk you to the door... so i walk her up to the door, and she goes to hug me or something..i'm not really sure.. i kinda butted in and said "may i kiss you goodnight"..and she puckers up...so i kiss her.. tell her i had a great time...and tell her to have a good night...i go back to my jeep and drive back with the radio really loud.. I come back to my hotel...sit on the couch...crack open a beer... and think to myself... "I shaved my ballz for this...?".....lol....ok guys this is where you come in... i'm doing a poll...so i need you to leave me a message and end the message writing Gentleman or Pussy....VOTE NOW!!
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Post by DTLA CommAnder on Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:23 am

why shave ur balls.i would leave my balls a fucking mess.lol.but thats just me.pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmao

Post by DTLA Assassin on Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:28 am

lmao..ok thanks for the moral support.. thats 1 for pussy 0 for gentlemen.
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Post by TheJod0 on Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:29 am

Nice life story bro Sleep

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lol

Post by DTLA Assassin on Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:10 am

lol... kinda snooztastic is it..?...oh well, i thought it was kinda humorous...you forgot to write gentelman or pussy though...
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Post by TheJod0 on Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:18 pm

Your a gent m8, girls dislike a hairy scrot as much as we hate a hairy pussy so fair play to ya for putting in the effort

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Post by DTLA DaRkShAdOw on Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:25 pm

Very Happy I love you
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LMFAO

Post by DTLA Assassin on Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:20 pm

LMFAO!!...Yo darkmat, jod0, fear, bassman, MASSACRE all you guys win the award for making me laugh my fucking ass off, and thanks for voting.


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Post by thebassman67 on Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:33 pm

i commend you for being a gentelman, even though it was a vacation i think that was a good move, so...i'd say pussy

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Post by DTLA Massacre on Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:43 pm

I say gent man...but at the same time you didnt get some!! so half an half xD
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Post by DTLA DaRkShAdOw on Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:38 pm

[quote="DTLA Assassin"]LMFAO!!...Yo darkmat, fear, jod0, BASSMAN, and MASSACRE you win the award for making me laugh my fucking ass off, and thanks for voting

cheers flower I'm the big winner yea lol! and what are becomed your balls?? Shocked Very Happy Very Happy
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Post by DTLA Assassin on Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:40 am

lol..well they look like 2 perfectly cooked boiled eggs.. shall i send you a pic...?..lol....akward
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Post by DTLA Assassin on Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:45 am

I'm not exactly sure but i think its all tied up at 3 a piece...
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Post by DTLA DaRkShAdOw on Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:29 am

Very Happy pictures pictures Basketball
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Post by DTLA Assassin on Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:55 pm

LOL
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Post by DTLA Massacre on Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:10 am

lmfao.... that sick dude... boiled eggs *shakes head* lmfao
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Post by DTLA Assassin on Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:52 pm

lmao, i know right, the things we'll do for chicks, fucked up aint it..like shavin you taint, dressing your cock up in hot caramel, and shining up your ball sac for that extra glow...its a hard life man...
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Post by massriots on Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:47 pm

I think you did right by cleaning up your infield. However I have a couple vaction stories about hometon girls and they've all be the same outcome.

Get'n your dick wet! She knew you weren't there to raise her baby, I say you puss'd out fo show. But hey, who hasn't puss'd out sometime in their life. Live and learn.

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Post by DTLA Assassin on Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:46 pm

LMAO, ya i was sure she wanted to get it on when i talked with her, but then she was stressing about gettin back to her daughter and what not, and her friends were texting her during the movie and shit, i think she just wanted to make sure everything was ok, but still what a tease, like i really wanted to go out just for the company...but o'well..it was fun..but at the same time it sucked the ballz of a large farm animal..o'well..it wasnt becuz of lack of effort...i tried, i failed...live it, learn it, love it.
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Post by massriots on Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:55 pm

best thread ever!

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Post by DTLA Assassin on Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:33 am

LMAO, RIGHT FOR SURE SON..
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Post by Matti077 on Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:43 pm

I'd usally say gent, but as you on you hols and aint going to see this chick again should of pushed her for a ride.
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Post by DTLA Assassin on Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:34 pm

LMAO, ya i here ya man, ya i figured thats wHY she wanted to go out, but i guess sometimes that aint always te case..BOOOOO
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Post by Matti077 on Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:49 am

If she got a 8month old kid tho, bet her fanny was like a bucket
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Post by DTLA Assassin on Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:31 am

It was lookin like an empty bucket ready to be filled...to bad i couldnt fill it for here..o well..."wimpers a little"
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Post by simy26 on Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:28 am

Vag like a wizards sleeve
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Post by DTLA DeJr4Life88 on Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:33 am

best move on your part and smartest was just kissing her and saying good night, gent. Good move cause next thing you know you are getting a phone call for another date cause she will be in town and BOOM next thing you know you are baby's daddy. so yeah i say gent not pussy
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Post by DTLA Assassin on Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:24 am

lmao, hell yea

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