The official introduce yourself thread

[DTLA Assassin]

Use this thread to introduce yourself as a soldier and person. I've copy'd our members introduce yourself message from our last site to save some time.

[DTLA Assassin]

hey....im that one guy thats jumping out of a two story window to cut your ass...im that one dude whos riding your tank and cutting up your boy with a battle axe...im that one man that cuts your buddys throat, chops you up and teabags your corpse... im the mother fuckin DTLA Assassin...cross me and u will be cut!!! ...All about me..my hobbies are: watching Formula 1 racing, playing and watching football, im a detroit lions fan(I like to feel depressed and have my hopes and dreams shout down every weekend). I watch nascar, been a Mark Martin fan for about a century. I drive a jacked up jeep, and love to go muddin, and whippin donuts all winter in my small POS town. I like to fight, drink,and raise hell......get cut!!!

[DTLA Assassin]

DerekMASSACRE's profile/ well im the guy who will take your dog tags, then shove it in your face to prove who is the better man in life.. I will rip your dome, slay heads, then wait for you to come around again =]....
well also im from Canada, and mostly play Battlefield, Bad Company...*Best game ever*
Waiting for BF:BC2 to come out...

and yah...

drinking, smoking, toking... its allllll me....

[DTLA Assassin]

Johnythagoodkid's profile/ Im that mother fucker who takes ur dome from 2000 yards out, if u see my camo it's too late to shoot, just run nigga!

[Will Thomps]

Hey Guys,
I am the British guy that lives in Vancouver. - Canucks fan. (bring it !)
I play hockey, but suck, as I have only been playing for a couple of years.

We have decent mountians here, so I also ski and sail in the summer.

Oh, and being British, I obviously enjoy a drink ot two.

Dont normally play xbox this much, but this is the most addictive game I have ever played.

See you all out there.

[J and T Forever]

Name: Jeff
Age: 19
Location: Kansas
Occupation: Walmart Cart Pusher! WOo WOO!
Other: Jr. College (also plays soccer up there)
Im pretty mild manner.
Basic gameplan in a game: Run around with my head cut off gettin a few lucky kills.

[TheJod0]

I'm Dan im 19 and I live in England. Im a gamer/bodybuilder in training xD all i do is eat, gym, wank and play video games. Im currently at Uni studying business studies which is a freaking boring ass course but meh in my second year so might as well finish it haha. If anyone wants a game of ODST gimme a holla, not really got to play it much online so if someone wants a game of firefight or somet gimme a shout.

Also add me on XBL TheJod0 is my tag

[simy26]

Hey, I'm simy,21 years old and i live in scotland, Sell cars during the day, but game all night everynight, Anyone wants a game anytime jst send me a message, will be on the forums during the day when am at work but xbox at night.

P.S. if you invite me and i ignore it, its prob coz its my misses playing.
Hit me up on live Simy 26

[Thorney]

Hey guys, i'm thorney, 25 and i come from wales,
i'm always up for a game so if i'm on drop me an invite.
My GT is WHM Thorney

[DTLA DaRkShAdOw]

Hi every DTLA!

My name's Benji or Ben as you wanted, I'm 34 year's old, I think the older man here and I'm living in France, near the borders of Luxembourg and Germany (THIONVILLE). I'm an active gamers since my first computer, Atari VCS 2600 (1983), then Atari 520, 1040 stf ste, Mattel Intellivision, amiga 500, commodore 64, amstrad cpc 64, 6128, Nintendo, Ps 1, Ps2, COD4 on computer etc....I learned English during 12 years, 14 years German and my passions are sporting cars (as mine actually) , motorbikes, computers.
I like to find new friends through the whole world, like my dogs, fishes and cats , and create my own music then I'm a music's creator and musician since 30 years (French National University of Music during 13 years), piano, electronics keyboards, drums and guitars (since 2 years for the guitar).

As a matter of fact, I began music when I was 4 years old, so young!!

Play in team to MW 1/2, Bad Company is my passion too, in order to fight and overcome our virtuals ennemies!!Defeat or Die is my currency!

You could listen my creations here on my youtube (themassmedia2009)

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All my creations are made in one record, on my Yamaha Tyros and others and my guitars, in 16 tracks...

Thanks for advance and let's go to cut the ass and the heads of our ennemies!!!

[DTLA Assassin]

lol good shit guys, lets keep this shit goin!

[simy26]

Any other guys from the UK here, so i can tear shit up with them after work until our american brothers come online.
If so add me i'll be on most nights between 19:30 and about 23:30, hit me up guys.

GT simy26

[Thorney]

hey simy
i'm from wales my GT is WHM Thorney

[simy26]

Cool man sent you an friend request, will catch you tonight dude.

[II TurtL II]

Fuck me so many americans and Europeans together it like WWII all over again.

[simy26]

Fuck me so many americans and Europeans together it like WWII all over again.

lmao quote of the day ladies and gents. Loved it ha

peace brothers

[DTLA Assassin]

hell yea Turtl, we be droppin nukes like its goin outta style. DTLA WorldWide son. We won't stop until we liberate all the tags. We'll cut throats and rip domes all the way to the top.

[DTLA DaRkShAdOw]

I'm the only French for the moment

But I like Americans and UK people and all whole world gamers

[Jaypeezy]

Names Jason, I'm 21, and aware that I sound like my balls haven't dropped yet. I'm from Nawlinss or New Orleans. I'm jobless, but enrolled in a community college to be an EMT cheeeeea. I'm a pretty chill dude, who games all night. That's about it so yeahhhhh.

[Matti077]

Yo, yo, yo,

I'm Matti B for a lovly city called Birmingham in the UK, I'm 26 and work as a self employed chef.

GT: Matti077

Add me and we can hook up and play some games.

[BJ]

How's it going DTLA?

I'm Big Jimmy, i'm from Peterborough in the UK. I'm more of a casual gamer, but it's always good to roll with a kick ass clan.

GT: Big Jimmy83

Lets play together!

[simy26]

How's it going DTLA?

I'm Big Jimmy, i'm from Peterborough in the UK. I'm more of a casual gamer, but it's always good to roll with a kick ass clan.

GT: Big Jimmy83

Lets play together!

You wont get a more kick ass clan Bro, see online soon...

[xDtLADubyax]

What up boys?

I'm Jason from Ontario, canada Im 23 yrs old and I like to play soccer, go paintball, cars, extreme sports..........bridge jumping is not a sport but its fun as shit!!!!! In my downtime I like to game or drink/smoke(if ya know what I mean) sometimes both at the same time. Our clans the shit bitch, we dont fuck around......you think this is a game hahahaha. If you kill me just remember I always bounce back...dog tags, headshot, run over it doesnt matter to me as long as you DIE!!!!

[xDtLADubyax]

GT x JasonDubya x

[simy26]

hey bro got ure add hit me up anytime

[Nomonuies]

I'm Connor Crow, 17 in Washington. I split my time up between drumming and xbox. I usually am online most of the day. GT is Nomonuies.

[DTLA Assassin]

Welcome to the clan bro, glad to have you. Hopefully we can get ryan (Faux Ceres)to join us as well. Hes been a friend of mine since we were kids. But ya welcome to the site, feel free to post and talk about whatever. later man.

[DTLA DeJr4Life88]

please remove this one screwed it up

[DTLA DeJr4Life88]

I'm the guy that keeps you alive, I am god , I bring the dead back to life. I'd rather shoot your ass in the dome, just to see it explode like a ripe mellon and laugh at ya. Been with Assissan from the beginning ever since BC 1. As for my hobbies well my name should say it all (NASCAR) go dale jr #88 and yes i drink AMP ( ALOT).Buckeye football is my second faves. And i'll make it real simple . I will back anybody that is DTLA but if you don't like me , then don't pretend.Don't like me , don't talk to pr play with me. It is that simple. No i am not being mean , just honest

[DTLA Kandi]

I'm that fat kid that sits in the corner and cries.

[delta1991]

I'm Marc Snyder, age 18, currently going to college in Texas. I am a hardcore gamer. Anytime over the weekend and most nights I will be on. My gameplay is sit and hold down a spot, whether it be a point in domination, or a chokehold to get to that point. Doing this has gained me alot of nukes.
I also get extremely irritated if the other team gets air support.

GT is delta1991, feel free to add me, but I have 2 to 3 squads I role with, so I might not except the invite. I role with a S&D squad, who sometimes plays groundwar; DTLA; and my friends squad. If you have played with me, you have seen me mix the squads together a bit.

PS I ownly play MW2, but my friend in my dorm has BC2, so if you need me or I get bored of MW2(yeah right), then I will be on BC2. Also there wasnt a thread like this in the MW2 section, so I posted it in the BC2 section.

[DTLA Kandi]

Well, I'm Anvesh (Ah-nv-eh-sh) and I'm 13, I think I'm the youngest of the DTLA. I'm the kind of guy that likes to think outside the box. All the time. I have insectophobia, yes, that means I'm scared of insects, all of em' other than ants. I was mainly playing MW2, but just like us all it pissed me off so I got BC2 and I believe it kick MW2s ass, shits on it, and writes 'BC2 OWNZZZ' with Mw2s face just so it doesn't have to touch its own shit. But that's just me.

[simy26]

I'm that creepy uncle every1 has, come sit on my knee

[DTLA Assassin]

lmao, good stuff guys....insectofobia...creepy uncles...we have it all.

[DTLA Kandi]

lmao, good stuff guys....insectofobia...creepy uncles...we have it all.

Damn right.

[dtla Crossfixio]

whats up DTLA-this is Travis here-or DTLA Crossfixio
I'm from Indianapolis( go COLTS)
I've been running with Assassin since Bad Company came out-killin and taken tags along the way-its good to see this clan grow from an idea that was born from BC1 and grew in MW2 and dominates in BC2-I like to see when i turn my Xbox on there is always someone from this clan on here to run with and take some less deserving souls from people! keep up the massacre on here and have fun-hopefully ill see ya all on here soon-DTLA-CUT EM UP SON!!!!

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